Hey, you with the eyes (;

Jade: I shouldn't say "I need to man up," right? Because I'm not a man... so what should I say...?

Me: "I need to vagina up"?

Having a dream of someone you really miss.

cindytse:

.. the best. :’$

ikilledtheradio:

Allana it’s yo dad!!!!

LMFAO.

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

comeonacone:

theepichumor:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

gaysuperheroes:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up